I would be either a therapist or do porn. Like I was really close with my manager Robyn. The best part of being professionally funny is that I no longer have to wait tables and the worst part of being professionally funny is that I do miss my old colleagues at the restaurant. What's the best part of being professionally funny? Reese Witherspoon would lean over to Julianna Marguiles and be like, "they give this crying fag a comedy Emmy?" She can say fag. I would cry so much that they'd regret giving it to me. Give us a preview of your Emmy acceptance speech. I would like to keep entertaining everyone at the show :) I would like to see less of the light that tells you to get off stage in comedy.
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I would like to see more of Charlie Hunnam from Sons of Anarchy's ass in comedy. What would you like to see more of in comedy? I used to jack off to Dane Cook in middle school? John Mulaney, but does it count if I once talked with him at length about the Real Housewives of New York backstage at a show? It doesn't? Okay. I really love his specificity and his energy. I truly respect that Billy Eichner took an identity and a comedic idea that so many people would just toss off as "niche" and made a massive career out of it with sheer commitment and incredible execution. I think I've only flat out stolen from Bowen Yang and it was a money thing not a comedy material thing. But not in like an "I'm stealing from them" way. As I've gotten older, I'm influenced by my friends and peers. I've also really let music influence my comedy.
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But the best example of my comedy and style is my annual Christmas show that I tour with called Have You Heard of Christmas?
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To get the best sense of me personally, you should listen to the Las Culturistas podcast. What's your favorite thing that you've done? Honestly, if you are having fun, people watching you are usually having fun. This sounds insane but I am a comedy writer, actor, live performer, host, producer and Instagram magician (I'm hot but not as hot as you would think from Instagram).ĭespite New York being my "whole thing" for ten years, I now live in Los Angeles. I am Matt Rogers, but I ask that you don't judge me solely on that.